This is what happens when you forget to log out of your OKCupid app on your phone and it’s midnight on a Friday night. He: oh boy Me: oh girl? He: u r trouble Me: why do you say that? He: because you look like trouble Me: looks can be deceiving He: damn! I was…
What Had Happened Was . . .
I met Chase on OKCupid. He had actually messaged me just as I was starting to date Knight, so I ended up messaging him back several weeks later when things went sour. Chase was a very busy man: two jobs and going to school. So we mostly chatted online, although he asked me if I…
Kiss Off
I’ve never felt pressured to have sex on the third date, or felt that any guy I was with expected it just because they paid for dinner, etc. I publicly applaud the men I’ve gone out with for never making me feel that way, and thank them for their gentlemanly ways. That being said, I…
Trust Me
Today’s post is not part of the Ronday series. Ronday will return next week. Sorry! It was just a game. It was a game about deciding who you could trust and who you couldn’t. Who was with you, who wanted you to fail. We laughed and we talked, we tried to read each other’s faces,…
Taken, Gay, or Too Far Away
I was at a comedy club on Saturday night with some friends, and as a certain guy caught my eye, my immediate first thought was this: “I wonder if he is taken, gay, or too far away?” The answer? He was taken. Lately, guys I’ve been attracted to seem to fall in to these categories….
A Ronulian Tale: Trip the Muchkin
I cannot take credit for the following writing – I lifted it directly from a local paper in my hometown. Trip the Munchkin (name changed because . . .y’know) was my sister’s husband. A fact that was left out of the following story: at the time of my sister’s death, she and Trip had been…
A Ronulian Tale: The Princess and the Pee
Ron is a real person who dated my sister. A Ronulian is someone who possesses Ron-like qualities. A Ronduh is someone who is dumb enough to put up with them. Here’s today’s story – Happy Ronday! RonKiki had been working as a contractor through a temp agency for several months but was starting to have…
And We Called Him . . . Fish Lips
In online dating, there were usually 2 kinds of guys you talked to: ones that lived close and you could realistically date, and those that lived farther away but you chatted with anyway. JJ lived farther away. He seemed like a nice enough fellow. He worked in data analysis, had pretty accurate spelling, and wasn’t…
A Ronulian Story: The Lump
Ron is real and the inspiration for the Rondays. Ronulians are Ronlike. Ronduhs put up with them. Happy Ronday! My friend Dave is a very big-hearted guy, and last year when a new friend of ours, Malcolm, was relocating to the area, he offered to let Mal move in as a roommate. Everything was great at…