Here’s another post I found on my old OKCupid journal that I thought you might like to see. I had an eHarmony profile back in those days – and I’m not sure if the process has changed or not – but back then you had to choose a reason whenever you wanted to delete a match from your account. This was originally written in December 2007.
You are redneck, and I am above the likes of you.I have too much happening in my life at the moment.
You look like drama. I already have drama. Thank you, please move on.
I don’t feel that the chemistry is there.
There are not enough drugs in the world that would make you look good to me.
I don’t think our Must Haves and Can’t Stands fit. (This is a list of 10 things you want and don’t want in a mate)
You are way too demanding.
I think the physical distance between us is too great.
This is the default answer for almost everyone, I think. “Physical distance” can mean a lot of things including: ‘you are too short’, ‘i don’t want to hurt your feelings so I’ll blame gas prices’ or ‘i don’t think you are worth the drive.’
I want to pursue other matches at eHarmony.
There’s got to be SOMEBODY better than you out there for me.
I am pursuing another relationship.
Totally legit answer – but it can sometimes make you feel like – I found somebody else, you missed your chance with me, too late! and I found someone – you never will.
I’m just not ready for the next step.
You live too close for the “physical distance” answer – but I just can’t stand the thought of being with you.
I am taking a break from dating.
Thanks, I’ll pass on dating YOU – my break will be over when someone hot comes along.
I would rather not say.
Mom says, if you can’t say anything nice . . .
This match never responded to my request to communicate.
I reached out to you, you ignored me, and now I’m telling!
I think the difference in age between us is too great.
Go hit on someone from the nursing home, grandpa!
I think the difference in our values is too great.
Like I have some, and you don’t . . .
Based on statements in their profile, I’m not interested in this match.
Their profile contains the babblings of a psycho alien or unibomber.
Because there are no photos posted/I couldn’t see any photos.
Cause you could be ugly, and I don’t date ugly.
Because I was put on Hold.
Think you can put me on the backburner so you’ll have a fallback when Miss America dumps you? Homey don’t think so.
Because we are communicating outside of eHarmony
I’ve got his digits, I don’t want him holding up my chances for someone else . . .
There is something so wrong with you, I can’t even put it in to words.