{"id":49,"date":"2012-12-03T22:06:14","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T22:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2012-12-03T22:06:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T22:06:14","slug":"this-just-in-bananas-float","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"This Just In: Bananas Float"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve now been on my second First Date.\u00a0 This time we went for a movie first, and then grabbed some coffee afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>First off, if you haven&#8217;t seen it, <em>Life of Pi<\/em> was an amazing movie.\u00a0 It was so visually arresting, and I cried several times. We saw it in 3D and it was, for once, well worth the price.\u00a0 And, interesting fact, bananas float.<\/p>\n<p>As far as anything else floating, lead balloons come to mind.\u00a0 My date was\u00a0pleasant enough\u00a0and reminded me of someone I would meet in a good baptist church back when I was a good christian girl. I was afraid to say too much for fear that I would assault his fine sensibilities.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>We had differing opinions of what the message of the Oscar-winning black &amp; white movie\u00a0<em>Marty<\/em> was all about.\u00a0 I think that said a lot.\u00a0 He also seemed eager to talk about himself, but not really ask much about me.\u00a0 I found myself prompting the conversation along, and when I purposely stopped talking so he could discuss things of his choosing or ask me questions, there was silence.<\/p>\n<p>I felt very young next to him and very wild and uncouth.\u00a0 I was like a hippie trying to strike up a conversation with a Republican.\u00a0 It reminded me a lot of a scene from <em>Same Time Next Year<\/em> with Ellen Burstyn and Alan Alda.\u00a0 Without all the passion.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The date ended rather quickly, and he asked me whether he could just drop me off or if he needed to park and hug me a second time.\u00a0 Then he told me I was definitely geeky and that he would like to attend Geek Meets.\u00a0 But didn&#8217;t mention a second date.\u00a0 I was\u00a0 relieved.\u00a0 However, he did follow up pretty quickly with an email thanking me for the date and telling me liked geeky.\u00a0 Still no mention of a second date.<\/p>\n<p>I think I would scare him running into the hills on a second date.\u00a0 Like a citizen running from Geekzilla.\u00a0 He really should save himself.<\/p>\n<p>The first First Date, I felt like the\u00a0more mature person.\u00a0 This time I felt like the more wild and youthful person.\u00a0 Third time&#8217;s the charm?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve now been on my second First Date.\u00a0 This time we went for a movie first, and then grabbed some coffee afterwards. First off, if you haven&#8217;t seen it, Life of Pi was an amazing movie.\u00a0 It was so visually arresting, and I cried several times. 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