True online OKCupid encounter* commences now (I even left in the typos):<\/p>\n
He:\u00a0 How are you?\u00a0 If you were walking on the beach and saw someone laying there buried in the sand, completely, with only the face barely peeking through, just enough to breathe, would you step on their face or walk around?\u00a0 Lol.<\/em><\/p>\n (long pause)<\/p>\n Me: Umm, is the tide coming in?\u00a0 And am I barefoot or wearing shoes?\u00a0 Cause they might bite.<\/em><\/p>\n He:\u00a0 Well tides low probably and ya might have flip flops on, why? youed step on it? lol.<\/em><\/p>\n (pause)<\/p>\n Me:\u00a0 Would you?<\/em><\/p>\n He:\u00a0 well Honest, I would try the being buried part face peeking through but I do have alittle trample fetish, so id dare you if it was my face.<\/em><\/p>\n Me:\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0 I’m not in to trampling that much.\u00a0 But that’s an interesting conundrum.<\/em><\/p>\n (pause)<\/p>\n He: would you do it?<\/em><\/p>\n Me:\u00a0 Step on your face?\u00a0 Probably not.<\/em><\/p>\n He: yes, and OK, know anyone that would?<\/em><\/p>\n *results may not be typical.\u00a0 Consult with a physician before starting any new dating plan.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" True online OKCupid encounter* commences now (I even left in the typos): He:\u00a0 How are you?\u00a0 If you were walking on the beach and saw someone laying there buried in the sand, completely, with only the face barely peeking through, just enough to breathe, would you step on their face or walk around?\u00a0 Lol. (long…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[71,69,11,10,70],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","tag-beach","tag-fetish","tag-okcupid","tag-online-dating","tag-trample"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2UnPK-4H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}