{"id":15,"date":"2012-11-15T16:13:38","date_gmt":"2012-11-15T16:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2012-12-03T15:46:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T15:46:26","slug":"do-you-like-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Do You Like Sex?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the strange things about online dating is the boldness that normally socially awkward individuals feel behind the safety of their computer screen.<\/p>\n<p>I am constantly amazed by people who pick screen names like &#8220;imhereforsex273&#8221; and &#8220;IncarnateLust45&#8221; (really &#8211; there were that many people who already picked that?).\u00a0 But at least they put it right out there and save me the trouble of having to figure out their game.<\/p>\n<p>What throws me are the ones where you are having a fairly banal conversation and suddenly you read:<\/p>\n<p>He: <em>Do you like sex?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>Me: <em>Umm &#8211; random.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not really looking to jump right in to bed with anyone.\u00a0 But once I find the right person &#8211; yes, I do like sex.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>He: <em>Okay. So what kind of sex do you like?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>I double checked my status at this point, just to make sure that &#8220;casual dating&#8221; and &#8220;intimate encounters&#8221; weren&#8217;t checked.\u00a0 Then I politely explained that although I could certainly appreciate that he was horny and wanted to talk about these things tonight, I was probably not the one to help him do that.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0didn&#8217;t hear back from him.<\/p>\n<p>It reminds me of a time 5 years ago when I was online and received an IM request.\u00a0 I clicked over on it, and was immediately exposed to a webcam show of a man, his hand, and his crotch and some rather vigorous activity.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I politely thanked him for the invitation and said it wasn&#8217;t for me before closing the window.<\/p>\n<p>Several days later, I received a very enthusiastic email from the same man &#8211; talking about all the things we had in common and how he would love to chat with me sometime and maybe meet.\u00a0 I then reminded him that we had already met via webcam, and that I didn&#8217;t think I was what he was looking for.<\/p>\n<p>He dismissed this (once he remembered it) and incredulously asked, &#8220;You mean you can&#8217;t get past this?&#8221; Nope, sorry.\u00a0 I think I would always remember that the first time I met you &#8211; I saw the head that did most of your thinking.\u00a0 Thanks though!<\/p>\n<p>I am sure that it was my loss.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the strange things about online dating is the boldness that normally socially awkward individuals feel behind the safety of their computer screen. I am constantly amazed by people who pick screen names like &#8220;imhereforsex273&#8221; and &#8220;IncarnateLust45&#8221; (really &#8211; there were that many people who already picked that?).\u00a0 But at least they put it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2UnPK-f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joeywrites.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}