This is what happens when you forget to log out of your OKCupid app on your phone and it’s midnight on a Friday night.

He: oh boy

Me: oh girl?

He: u r trouble

Me: why do you say that?

He: because you look like trouble

Me: looks can be deceiving

He: damn! I was hoping for a bad girl

Me: you wouldn’t be ready for this jelly.

He: oh I’d eat that p****y :_. ( Editor’s note: I have no idea what that smiley is, do you readers? also, yup, I *** the cat word.)

Me: I checked with the NSA, they say you are all talk.

He: test me NASA .

Me: Unfortunately, I’m looking for a relationship, not a one night stand.

He: no!!

Me: Yup it’s true.

Thus ends another edition of Mastertease Theater.