So it has been almost a month since my alienectomy. To say that transition from alien baby carrier (10 inch dermoid cyst firmly attached to my left ovary) to recovery patient of a hysterectomy and partial oophorectomy (left ovary removal) has been an adventure would be odd. On the one hand, I had a month…
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On Pregnancy Tests
On Monday. I took my final pregnancy test. “We’re required to do one whenever we are doing surgery”, the nurse explained. The irony of a pregnancy test prior to a hysterectomy was not lost on me. “It just goes to show,” my friend Mombie texted, “There have been enough malpractices for performing hysterectomies on pregnant…