This is what happens when you forget to log out of your OKCupid app on your phone and it’s midnight on a Friday night.
He: oh boy
Me: oh girl?
He: u r trouble
Me: why do you say that?
He: because you look like trouble
Me: looks can be deceiving
He: damn! I was hoping for a bad girl
Me: you wouldn’t be ready for this jelly.
He: oh I’d eat that p****y :_. ( Editor’s note: I have no idea what that smiley is, do you readers? also, yup, I *** the cat word.)
Me: I checked with the NSA, they say you are all talk.
He: test me NASA .
Me: Unfortunately, I’m looking for a relationship, not a one night stand.
Me: Yup it’s true.
Thus ends another edition of Mastertease Theater.