I’ve been on a few dates now, and I’ve had to tell a few people that I just wasn’t interested in moving forward. Last Monday, I noticed 2 blocked calls coming to my cell and chose not to answer them on principal. On Tuesday, I went to bed early, but woke up to a series of…
Month: December 2012
How to Become a Dictator on a Nickel
I originally wrote this piece about 8 years ago. It started with the age-old discussion: Would you rather have Fame, Fortune, or Power? He had made a comment that you couldn’t have much power if you only had a nickel. I disagreed and presented this option instead. Disclaimer: if anyone uses my instructions to become a…
This Scowling Man Loves to Laugh
Why so serious? As I troll the photos of men that the interweb gods have deemed my “perfect matches” – I keep wondering: why would you post a picture of yourself without a smile on your face? And in a shirt with holes and dirt stains, or your significant other obviously cut out of the…
This Just In: Bananas Float
I’ve now been on my second First Date. This time we went for a movie first, and then grabbed some coffee afterwards. First off, if you haven’t seen it, Life of Pi was an amazing movie. It was so visually arresting, and I cried several times. We saw it in 3D and it was, for…