Ron is a real person, and the inspiration for Rondays. Ronulians are people are Ronlike. Ron-duhs are people who put up with them. Happy Ronday! My sister, God rest her soul, was one of the messiest, most disorganized people I know. Every place she ever lived in always looked like a tornado hit it – her cars…
Category: The Ron Blogs
Get Your Ron Here!
A friend inspired me to write this commercial about Ron. Happy Ronday! “You’ve read about him online, you’ve seen him in your dreams, now you can have him all to yourself – for only 19.99! Get your homeRon today! “But wait there’s more! If you call in the next 30 minutes you’ll get: his sexy…
A Cherry Ride
Ron is real. I know, he’s just so dreamy, it’s hard to believe. Happy Ronday! (So, to refresh – Ron and my sister had broken up but now she was suddenly in posession of his cat. Which I had “forced” her to lie to me about ) Ron knew he was on my list –…
A Tale of Two Kitties
Ron is Real. And someone who puts up with him is called a Ron-duh. My sister was a Ron-duh. Happy Ronday! As you may recall, we last left my sister living on the most dangerous street in the county with no phone and no car, walking to work amidst johns and prostitutes, while Ron was…
Ron Logic
Ron is real. And that’s just scary. Happy Ronday! Ron had been hard to get a hold of. As readers may recall, he had moved my sister to BFE, and was supposedly staying with friends in town to save on gas. After several attempts to reach him, and several suspicious explanations, my sister was finally…
The Rondom
Ron is a real person, and not an April’s Fool Joke. He dated my sister and invaded our lives for a portion of time. Maybe you have a Ron? or Ronette? Or know a Ronulian – someone who is Ron-like? or a Ron-duh – someone silly enough to put up with him? If so, I…
Mr. Ron’s Neighborhood
Ron is a real person. Sometimes I wish he wasn’t. Welcome to Ronday! Ron and my sister eventually wore out their welcome at Lola’s place. Well, and Lola was about to get evicted too – because she decided to stop paying rent on her section 8 housing. So Ron found a place over an hour from…
Meet the Ronulians
Ron is a real person. People who act like Ron are called Ronulians. People who put up with Rons are called Ron-duhs. Happy Ronday! So Ron has introduced my sister to her roommate, the previously mentioned woman who is on unemployment and has a baby by an illegal alien who is providing them with the luxurious section…
The Ron Job
Ron is a real person. I can’t make this stuff up. Welcome to Ronday. Ron and my sister came to visit at my Dad & Stepmum’s house. My husband and I joined them for dinner. As we made small talk around the table, my stepmum asked me how my job hunt was going. (The company…